"I was once on a train with, among others, Mark E Smith. Tired of playing Pictionary, I announced that I could sense simply by looking, whether oranges contained pips. ‘I can tell people’s religion just by looking at their faces,’ countered Smith. A VIP had just entered the carriage and eager to muck in, said to Smith, ‘What am I then?’ The whole carriage hushed. Smith looked him up and down. ‘You’re a cunt, pal,’ he said."
Andy Darling, FHM May 1993